the big easy

Half of your quizmasters spent the past weekend in New Orleans for a bachelor party. While hanging with the guys, he learned a little secret about anal care. What was the hint? Well, a friend who is fond of eating spicy food (but not fond of the burning when it comes out the other end) suggests leaving a roll of toilet paper in the freezer. Feel that nasty batch of American Standard ass gumbo ready to go? Just grab the icy cold roll from the the deep freeze on your way to the john. The chill will give your rectum a refreshingly cool dab right where it's needed.

That tip right there? That's a tip passed on by your good quizmasters at Quiz-a-ma-jig.